I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.

Everybody's trying to leave their mark on the world. That's why there's graffiti and babies.

Turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

No one knows who the real me is, so I can be a hundred different kinds of me.

I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.

He resisted for a while and there were some legal boundaries, you know, keeping me from being near him or his family, but in the end, love overcame. And I got what I wanted. I always get what I want.

Most of the people I know in comedy are not weird or messed up.

I would love for people to know that the label feminist is something that everyone should wear proudly, because it just means that you support women.

This is very ambitious, but I don't care. I'm just gonna go ahead and find Amelia Earhart. Every day that goes by, I just fear the worst for her.

I think I've always had a disconnect from what I'm supposed to be like.

You know, quite a few species of fish require two or more sexual partners.

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

The employee is regarded by the employer merely in the light of his value as an operative. His productive capacity alone is taken into account.

You get nothing done if you don't listen to each other.

We need a system that serves our needs, not the needs of others. Remember, under a Trump administration it's called America first. Remember that.

No one is born with hate in their heart.

To be natural means to dare to be as immoral as Nature is.

From here on after let's stay the way we are right now. And share all the love and laughter that a lifetime will allow.

The entire merit of a man can never be made known; nor the sum of his demerits, if he have them. We are only known by our names; as letters sealed up, we but read each other's superscriptions.

The essence of apostasy is changing sides from that of the crucified to that of the crucifier.