I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

We're all family--the only family we've got. It doesn't have to be blood.

Who would have thought that a means of communication limited to 140 characters would ever create misunderstanding.

Even a clock that is not going is right twice a day.

I have a hard time imagining a country or a government where I would say, "Oh, this is good," where I could live under a government that I respect for a day or a week, even to see what it feels like.

No man can know God unless God has taught him; that is to say, that without God, God cannot be known.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.

Death is a continuation of my life without me.

You can't wring your hands and roll up your sleeves at the same time.

no army has ever marched into battle thinking that the Creator had sided with their enemy.

True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation.