I’d kill for you, Kylie Galen. But more than that, I’d die for you.” She felt a tear roll down her cheek. “You’d better not die on me, Lucas Parker.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Be loving and kind to everyone.

If I can send you a sign, I will.

My experience has been that work is almost the best way to pull oneself out of the depths.

I am moved by music, and certain things just make my day.

We don't really heal anything; we simply let it go.

It is Patrick the Legend, of course, who is most engaging and comes to us as something of a happy Celtic party monster.

Their racial characteristics are such that we cannot understand or trust even the citizen Japanese.

When I did start writing books, I didn't realize it, but the girls that grew up watching the show became moms.

I make so many beginnings there never will be an end.

The question of international norms or international resolutions, you know, coming from Mr. Obama is not really about whether there are international norms or resolutions to uphold.