I'd like to be an assistant producer to a reality show.

I've always liked Playboy; I think it's very tasteful.

I went to college in Mississippi; I'm from Louisiana.

And I have a couple swimsuit calendars I did that are coming out.

Because I just like sports, I like athletics and I like competition.

I would like to host a show, something like travel or cooking or something like that, something I'm really interested in, and so I'm pitching a couple television shows.

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.

I want to try out for Playmate actually. I talked to one of the photographers about doing test shots.

But sometimes we crave the love of those we’re afraid to hate.

A truce to idle phrases!

She must be assured that it is not a criminal offense to love at first sight.

You know, to address crowds and make promises does not require very much brains.

I can't hate people that much. Don't get me wrong. I want to murder every last Keeper I can find. But that's not hate. That's vengeance.

The best way I have ever found to fill that hole is not to seek external motivations to fill the emptiness, but to ignite the internal fire that will never go out. To light up my own inner sky.

The listener is the midwife in the difficult birth of the word.

We ought to esteem it of the greatest importance that the fictions which children first hear should be adapted in the most perfect manner to the promotion of virtue.

Without the possibility of death, adventure is not possible.

I was so ugly my mother used to feed me with a sling shot.