I'd like to be the romantic lead one day, but I've got to grow my hair first.

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win

If all else fails, you could wait for the first corner and tie his dreadlocks to the goalpost.

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

The FA have given me a pat on the back. I've taken violence off the terracing and onto the pitch.

There are a few YouTube clips of me singing at The King's Head in Santa Monica, so you can see how bad I am.

I like Alaska for the salmon fishing - it's fantastic there. I usually stay in a log cabin with no one around for miles. I like to go with friends, but I'm also happy to be on my own with nature.

To me, England is past its sell-by date. It's not the country I grew up in.

My mum calls my temper 'Devilman.' They say you calm down with age, but I don't know. It never goes away.

I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.

I got into moisturiser when I played football. If you're out in all weathers you have to take care of your face.

Making a million friends is not a Miracle. The miracle is to make A Friend who will stand by you when millions are against you....

No man can get rich himself unless he enriches others.

If you're not thinking about a negative thought, your vibration is going to raise to its natural positive place.

You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have.

If someone stinks, view it as a reason to help them, not a reason to avoid them.

Cheryl Cole, if you're reading this, I may not be as prety as you but at least I write my own songs.

Remember, gentlemen, what a Roman emperor said: The corpse of an enemy always smells sweet.

The more we become civilized, the more we simultaneously understand our need to be virtuous, and our need to understand our experiences on a subconscious level.

Mathematicians tend to prefer a worst-case analysis, a kind of paranoia that is especially understandable if you live in Israel!

I really like working in television and I like exploring a character over a longer period of time, and I like the consistency of television.