I'd like to create a role on Broadway. That would really heighten my senses.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

Let my heart be broken by the things that break the heart of God.

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.

I'm a religious person. I honestly believe we will see each other in heaven someday.

Youth is always too serious, and just now it is too serious about frivolity.

My music is all about an idealistic human personality. I have 19th-century ideals.

If necessity is the mother of invention, it's the father of cooperation. And we're cooperating like never before.

The Australian economy is resilient, but business and consumer confidence is fragile.

Whatever you're selling, storage or networking or security, you're going head to head with the incumbent players.

My people are going to learn the principles of democracy, the dictates of truth and the teachings of science. Superstition must go.

I remember one tour with two male-fronted bands, and they had a fight over who could use the bathroom first. Then they just ended up having a beef with each other for the entire rest of the tour.