I'd like to do one of those jumps they do in the movies; in a car, over a bridge, in the air with a huge explosion. It would be a final moment of entertainment.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Don’t marry him. Don’t be with him. Be with me.

Comparison is the thief of joy.

He was so far away now, or maybe he just looked distant because we were imaging different things for our future.

A witch always exercises their body and mind.

As great as is the light above us, greater by far is the light within.

Success is remaining faithful to the process God has laid out for you.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

Facts are, insurance ratings are really dependent on the notion that some people are higher risk than others.

I believe that every human being has an understanding of art. What is separating us is smaller than what is unifying us.