I'd like to expand the definition of the word 'success' to include 'failure' as the one seems inseparable from the other.

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works.

Life is what you make of it, unless you have tourette's, in which case much becomes involuntary.

If space suits looked less like marshmallows, I'd be more interested in going to the moon.

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

Love is a crocodile just above the water line waiting to attack the innocent herbivore of my freedom.

Met someone who works at the zoo. Apparently the panda is a nasty animal.

Happiness is a carnival game. It's never as easy as it looks, but the dumb ones always seem to be walking around with a big stuffed animal.

It's a wonder you don't see the zebra being trotted out as a metaphor for racial harmony more often.

Every time I see a happy couple I want to give them a polygraph.

Insecurity is like herpes. It's not going anywhere. May as well learn to laugh at it.

Who am I?’- Not knowing this is the greatest death to the Soul (one’s own self)!

The statement that 'abortions is a women's choice over her body' is a half-truth, because there are two heart+beats, not one.

School district policies and practices have not kept pace with student and teacher needs.

She was not brokenhearted because the relationship had ended suddenly; she was brokenhearted because it had never truly ended.

To think is easy. To act is difficult. To act as one thinks is the most difficult.

The way we spend our time defines who we are.

We cannot know God apart from His Word.

At some point in your career, someone is going to tell you, "This stove is hot. Do not touch this stove." And the weird thing is, you'll want to touch it. But resist that urge, man.

I was always inventing characters and making up stories.

Christians need never be sick, any more than they need to be sinful. It is always God's desire to heal you.