I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights. The works.

I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one is going to care for you the way I care about you.'

As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.

There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.

I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.

Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a house with a wife and two daughters is, without any doubt, going to go certifiably nuts.

I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not going to humiliate myself. I'd rather drive a cab.

Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.

Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.

David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

Life is just packed full of memories, the more memories you create, the richer your life becomes !J Moulds

I believe it went like this—and stop me if I’m wrong, Mousey: ‘Listen, we may not be our own continent and everything, but we have a big country over in America too.

Let us face ourselves. We are Hyperboreans!

You should always take a religion at its best and not at its worst, from its highest teachings and not from the lowest practices of some of its adherents.

This is what I learned: that everybody is talented, original and has something important to say.

I've been a big music guy for a long time and a lot of my books have music in them so I like music analogies.

Modern Americans travel light, with little philosophic baggage other than a fervent belief in their right to the pursuit of happiness.

We may rest assured that God would never have suffered any infants to be slain except those who were already damned and predestined for eternal death.

The obstacles are great and the suffering is great and people have got to make a living.

To live is to be willing to die over and over again.