I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase: if you pursue happiness you'll never find it.

Remember that the successful marriage depends on two things: (1) finding the right person and (2) being the right person.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.

Science is the refusal to believe on the basis of hope.

I'd like to get married because I like the idea of a man being required by law to sleep with me every night.

No day is so bad that it can not be fixed by a good nap.

No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap.

Technology... is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other.

Shane looked…pale. Pale and shaken and—how predictable was this?—pissed.

People who simply live their life and care only about bearing children are under the influence of a misbelief that they are people

A leader without a team, is a car without steering wheel

Where are the Muslim people's sponsors? Where are its kings? Where are its leaders? The Muslim people is calling upon you, Jerusalem is appealing to you, will anyone answer?

I don't think opposites attract. I think like attracts like. So I don't think that they do attract, opposites. Only when you're talking about magnetic poles.

Americans around the country who came forward to make my 'bucket list' dream come true.

And takin' a bath in the creek. That's the stuff that really made it worthwhile. Anybody can stay in a motel.

What we do belongs to what we are; and what we are is what becomes of us.

I operate my life like a startup. I learn a little bit and I test something else out and I keep iterating and iterating until it's perfect.

Rock is gut level and it just gets to people. I think there's far too much emphasis on intellectualization, especially in rock 'n' roll which is a primitive form.