I'd like to punch out a really old lady. There'd be no repercussions.

People said, ‘You must be mad, or on drugs,’ which I found a bit disappointing. What about imagination? It reflects our time that people sooner assume you’re on drugs or mad, rather than free.

No means yes in grasshopper language.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down to the park on a lead.

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

Never try and go on a solo mission on your own.

I've had a really weird day, some joker threw bamboo in the penguin enclosure. They all vaulted out. It was a nightmare, it took me all morning to get them back in.

I don't really like jokes in a way. I mean gags are fine but I like weird moments where what you have isn't really a joke, just tiny moments.

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

I wished to tell the truth, for truth always conveys its own moral to those who are able to receive it.

You don't have to, Henry. In here, I think my dream is big enough for the both of us.

When you spend so long trapped in darkness, you find that the darkness begins to stare back.

While in El Paso, I met Mr. Clinton Burk, a native of Texas, who I married in August 1885.

Our own personal brand of courage - in relationships, in conflict, in our principles ­ - is as unique as our fingerprints.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

The grave itself is but a covered bridge, Leading from light to light, through a brief darkness!

I did the 'Tonight Show' once, and I choked up. I get intimidated.

We are born charming fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

I might not have been President if it hadn't been for school music. Learning improves in school environments where there are comprehensive music programs.