I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.

I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.

I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

When an author sleeps, her brain creates more stories for her pen.

Eschew evil and it's machinations.

Time is rarely the limiting factor -- more so, structure often is.

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs.

And, hungry for the old, familiar ways, I turned aside and bowed my head and wept.

Cheaters never prosper, unless they get away with it.

I don't think there's any country that has equal pay, not even Sweden or Iceland.

I like playing make-believe. And my brothers do it with me, so its fun. Its almost better than chocolate ice cream.

I didn't begin my life in 1975 with 'Horses.' I recorded 'Horses' in 1975, but was drawing in Paris in 1969.

Elvis epitomised America, and for that we shall be eternally grateful. There will never be anyone else like him. Let's all rejoice in his music.