I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

I like the idea of these bad boys having soft nougat centers.

The thoughts of the morning becomes the blessing for the day.

Let's swim to the moonLet's climb through the tideSurrender to the waiting worldsThat lap against our side.

I'm sort of fascinated by the whole espionage crime thing.

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada.

Of course people think Washington is arrogant. It is.

Wet sneakers and muddy clothes are prerequisites for understanding the water cycle.

God is not the mere dead conception to which we have thus given utterance, but he is in himself pure Life.

Remember what is unbecoming to do is also unbecoming to speak of.

The message sent is not always the message received.