I'd like to start a family, but you have to have a date first.

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then.

Being Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm was the best thing to happen to Larry David in life.

Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.

I’d rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time.

Women love a self-confident bald man.

Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.

Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate.

I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.

A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone

We've made our decisions, We've taken our choices, What's left, is only a hand-full of emotions.

Let me be a free man - free to travel, free to stop, free to work.

This is the role of writers: to turn their tears into a story - and perhaps into a prayer.

In a theater you can fool everyone past the tenth row if you're good, but on the screen you can't really fool anyone for a second.

In the Age of Kali the meek and helpless will be preyed upon without mercy, and there will be a surplus of AK-47s.

And feeling clever, I've always thought, is just a sigh away from being cheerful.

Thoughts and prayers go out to Michael Weiner's family. A great leader and man. Going to be missed.

You have to believe in them now. Christ believed in you when there was nothing to believe in.

Infrastructure creates the form of a city and enables life to go on in a city, in a certain way.

I'm sure if Brawn GP keep plying me with champagne and putting gorgeous Virgin girls either side of me, you never know!