I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin.

You are unique, and this is a beautiful, beautiful thing, grasshopper.

People aren't always what you want them to be

And that is how change happens. One gesture. One person. One moment at a time.

Free the snow globes!

It's always darkest before the ultimate sparkle.

Board the cows! We've come to enslave your marigolds.

All things are possible.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I'm sorry, Gemma. But we can't live in the light all of the time. You have to take whatever light you can hold into the dark with you.

It is a giggle full of high spirits and merry mischief, proof that we never lose our girlish selves, no matter what sort of women we become.

Such a mad marriage never was before.

I told Quynn that I'm in love with you."Her face gets real red. That damn cute red that drives me crazy. "Um, why would you do that?"I shake my head, smiling at her. "Cause its the truth, you dork.

I do know something. Just not with any certainty.

I try to, in my own fallible way, speak the truth.

A fool hath no dialogue within himself, the first thought carrieth him without the reply of a second.

Purity of heart means the control of the imagination and the rigorous care of the affections.

Originality is not seen in single words or even in sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking or his writing.

I believe that perfection handicaps cinema.

I was by birth a gentleman, living neither in any considerable height nor yet in obscurity.

Is there anybody out there that will point to Hillary Clinton and say, "Gosh, my life is so much better because of her"? Why aren't they on stage?