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I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.


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I shot me a nice deer, and I hung it on the den wall in my house. My neighbor comes over and he says, Did you shoot that thing? I said, Nope. He ran through the wall and got stuck. Here's your sign.



There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.

There's a group in California that wants to make suicide a capital offense punishable by death. That's like punishing someone for being on a hunger strike by sending them to bed with no supper.



I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.



I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.

I pulled the boy close to me and said you see that girl, thats my only lil girl. So if you think about huggin or kissin. Remember these words. I aint afraid to go back to prison.



That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men

That's why they're man's best friend. 'Cause guys want buddies that are dumber than they are. So do women, but they've already got men



Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.

Ma'am, when I got up this morning, I didn't want to be jackass. You just pushed my jackass button.



How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?

How about this, have you ever farted so hard you shivered?



In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.

In 1903 the Wright brothers invented airplanes, because in 1902 they took a road trip across the country with their family.



Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey... We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad".

Yesterday, my son was out in the yard playing with his friend, and he hit his friend. I walked up to him, and I said, "Hey... We don't hit". He looked at me like, "Here's your sign, Dad".



Can someone explain to me why pilots feel they need to wake everyone to tell us that we are flying by a cloud that looks like a monkey.

Can someone explain to me why pilots feel they need to wake everyone to tell us that we are flying by a cloud that looks like a monkey.





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Could I find a place to be alone with heaven, I would speak my heart out heaven is my need.



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I think, as a white person, I do not want to speak for a black person.



More and more, I tend to read history. I often find it more up to date than the daily newspapers.

More and more, I tend to read history. I often find it more up to date than the daily newspapers.



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