I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny.

On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice.

When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

I've got the long hair and kind of androgynous look. It's love-hate; it's sexy, but not sexy. So it's either you get it or you don't.

I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

Everyone has the gift of laughter inside of them. All the world is a prop.

People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

You can have it all. Just not all at once.

Belief traps or frees us.

Being a writer is not just about typing. It’s also about surviving the rollercoaster of the creative journey.

Grace means we can put the chalk away and stop keeping score!

Since a woman must wear chains, I would have the pleasure of hearing 'em rattle a little.

'How much longer will I live?'... Only one thing seems clear to me. Every day should be well-lived. What a simple truth! Still, it is worthy of my attention.

The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.

The ideal American type is perfectly expressed by the Protestant, individualist, anti-conformist, and this is the type that is in the process of disappearing. In reality there are few left.

It's very important to make the man believable so that you can stretch the fantasy. Whether people like this kind of Bond is another question.

I love a man who can wear my underwear.