I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us.

No man is ever just one thing.

Don’t let someone’s words blind you from their behavior.

What if the genetically superior male is actually a bit of a dickhead?

I feel reinvigorated, having fresh energy and fresh ideas, and merging that with the history I have.

I was a new person in the same world, which was a lot more difficult than being the same person in a new world.

Wake up, Astrid. Your psychotic criminal is playing with knives. (Sasha)

The surroundings householders crave are glorified autobiographies ghost-written by willing architects and interior designers who, like their clients, want to show off.

Music is just a really fun hobby that I do, because I'm actually really good about writing songs and producing. People don't realize this, but I am an excellent writer for artists.

Hide from change and it will hide from you