I'd love to have a child. Either one or 40. I love kids.

My friends tell me that I've calmed down, that I seem more centered. I don't know, I think my inner self was more hollow before, which made me more scattered, and more needy to get laughs.

I can't stop being in parades. I just love dancing on floats that move really slowly on the city streets in the early morning.

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Here in L.A., there are a lot of dead spots, and you have to drive to find energy, but all of India is so energetic.

I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.

It sounds gross to say that I like myself more. But not everyone likes themselves that much. Especially in the comedy world.

Being able to improvise is the basis for creating all characters and situations, for everything to do with performing, really. And it's good therapy as well.

I wish I was dating one of the ladies in 'Bollywood Hero.' They're gorgeous. Any of them.

I'm fine with the life I have.

Spending time with people without ambition is a self-destruction.

Feb. 1, 1965Storm late at night, heavy rain, a thunderous racket, the windows shaking. I heard my name called. A woman’s voice in hell pleading with me to join her.

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.

Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.

You can't make jazz without using certain elements of Latin music.

We must not be frightened nor cajoled into accepting evil as deliverance from evil. We must go on struggling to be human, though monsters of abstractions police and threaten us.

Wonder Woman was my first love, and now she’s [Charlotte Kemp Muhl) my last.

I work with really cool people, and so far I haven't been approached in any embarrassing manner when it comes to image.

All life-changing love is inconvenient.

An integral part of any relationship is knowing that you could be killed in your sleep at any time.