I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

You can not control the thought, but you can control the tongue.

We have achieved two of the three alchemists' dreams: We have transmuted the elements and learned to fly. Immortality is next.

In Nigeria we must have the dream, believe the dream, live the dream and work to build the dream and then live corruption.

So now is an opportunity for us to stand up and have a good, strong immigration policy to make sure that E- Verify becomes mandatory and we have got to train and properly equip our Border Patrol.

To the young, cliches seem freshly minted.

I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.

The place of cycling in our society is set to grow, and I am committed to doing everything possible to encourage that.

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

I got hoes in different area codes