I'd never let anybody share dessert with me or even have a taste.

I didn't invent the word "selfie," but I took tons of Polaroids of myself.

The terrible thing about sunlight is it shows the dirt.

It's easier to eat nothing than to eat something.

I'm a real conservative. I never became a hippie, or a groupie. I never wore flowers in my hair.

I've never been a pizza eater. I don't like to hold it and fold it and always burn the roof of my mouth. I hate having greasy fingers.

TV has gotten so boring that the only thing I watch is the news.

I can't stand cell phones and I don't know one single thing about the computer. I have a friend come that lives in my building to check if I have emails. I don't even know what to google.

I watch news from the minute I wake up till 11. Then I switch to Charlie Rose. Fox News all the way.

I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap!

Of course I haven't seen it! I wouldn't look at anything of Kim Kardashian's. I have never seen that show. I just think the Kardashians are just so cheap! No class.

You can’t shower happiness on others without getting few drops back on yourself.

Almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

I can feel myself slipping away. Slowly leaving who and what I am behind. - Dylan

I can't imagine going on when there are no more expectations.

Every skill you acquire doubles your odds of success.

Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow.

There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted.

Where I felt comfortable was being the one that everyone liked to party with. And it was kind of the way I could fit in.

Not feeling broody, as such. Just happy to see my sister have such a beautiful kid.

But maybe boredom is erotic, when women do it, for men.