I'd play in Afghanistan if they wanted me to!

There is no limit to positive affirmations.

Never underestimate a clown with a book.

My fans are incredible. Don't you dare talk bad about me on my Instagram, because my fans will come out and they will eat you alive.

Don't be afraid to stumble. Any inventor will tell you that you don't follow a plan far before you strike a snag. If, out of 100 ideas you get one that works, it's enough.

Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse.

Humanity is good. Some people are terrible and broken, but humanity is good. I believe that.

If guys step back and are just honest about what they think looks good on them, it’s really hard to lose. You can spot guys who take on personas that are not theirs.

Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?

A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown suit.

Googling yourself is maybe one of the worst things you can do. I did it once, and someone had to talk me off a ledge.