I’d practically groped her under the guise of helping her get out a stain, but still, she looked like she found me about as appealing as second-hand underpants.

Dearest Annie, Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m using my hand But I’m thinking of you. - Ronan P.S. Just to clarify, I’m using my hand to write this note…get your mind out of the gutter.

The man was more highly strung than Margaret Thatcher on the rag, God rest her.

The years teach much the days never know.

Our life force is a form of flowing energy, a blast of verve renewed through our ongoing daily interactions and the inevitable collisions between the id and the ego.

Every Christian is a sent one. There is no such thing as an unsent Christian.

Animals don't lie. Animals don't criticize. If animals have moody days, they handle them better than humans do.

I try to keep an even keel.

Come, Mr. Frodo!' he cried. 'I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you.

Shared danger is the strongest of bonds; it will keep men united in spite of mutual dislike and suspicion.

When you get performance slots for award shows - that's a big deal for me.

Dedication: For librarians and booksellers everywhere, who gather books and build shelters for tender souls.

I think with the Romans, that the general of today should be a soldier tomorrow if necessary.