I'd rather be a born-once hog than a born-again Christian any day.

That’s the way we see life: your community is your survival. And if you live in a small community like this, even the people you hate you have as friends.

If I can be writing, I can take a certain amount of control when so much around me is upsetting.

I feel at times that I'm making up these little people and I've lost my mind.

If it ran, a Bean would shoot it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.

If it ran, a Bean would eat it. If it fell, a Bean would eat it.

You create your future by what you do in the present

When I wear her clothes, I just feel safer, like she's whispering in my ear.

Fame and recognition break all scandals

All the things I love is what my business is all about.

I won't say there aren't any Harvard graduates who have never asserted a superior attitude. But they have done so to our great embarrassment and in no way represent the Harvard I know.

No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!

Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us.

I don't believe that a lot of the things I hear on the air today are going to be played for as long a time as Coleman Hawkins records or Brahms concertos.

It's over when you decide it's over," Norah says. "When you call it a night. The rest is just a matter of where the sun is in the sky. That has nothing to do with us.

Younger guys now are all working out, and you find that if everyone's doing it and you're not doing it, you're going to be left behind.