I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

You mean in the state?

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

The ones who love you would never judge you, but those who would, obviously don't love you. So why worry about what people think and say about you?

In reading you must pursue to become a creator.

when you speak of other people's marriages, you are, of course, saying something about your own.

Sincere repentance is continual. Believers repent until their dying day. This dropping well is not intermittent.

The soul is like a violin string: it makes music only when it is stretched.

I wanted to be the fifth Beatle.

Let us love God my brothers, let us love God. But let it be with the strength of our arms and the sweat of our brow.

I probably take a pretty traditional view about hell. I'm not very contemporary in terms of that.

Well I don't know, I might have lost my citizenship, I don't think you can lose your citizenship though.

Resist Impulses to Label Yourself with Descriptions that Limit You in Any Way.