I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

You Are Worthy

If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!

Love is Not a Game It Is 100% Commitment

Remember that it is quicker to destroy than build, so be careful of what you do even with your own tongue.

You can be afraid to voice your opinions but you just fight through it. It's like NIKE okay you just do it.

There's nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over.

In the age-old contest between popularity and principle, only those willing to lose for their convictions are deserving of posterity's approval.

Where princes are concerned, a man who is able to do good is as dangerous and almost as criminal as a man who intends to do evil.

To follow implies not only the denying of one's own clarity, investigation, integrity and honesty, but it also implies that your motive in following is reward.

It's only at this age that I can say the word 'art' without flinching.