I'd rather go fishing for three years.

I'm not buddy-buddy with the players. If they need a buddy, let them buy a dog.

Baseball has been good to me since I quit trying to play it.

A slick way to outfigure a person is to get him figuring you figure he's figuring you're figuring he'll figure you aren't really figuring what you want him to figure you figure.

If I managed the Cubs, I'd be an alcoholic.

Some people asked me if I would be interested in managing the A's. I said a definite no thank you. At night, that place is a graveyard with lights.

If you don't have outstanding relief pitching, you might as well piss on the fire and call the dogs.

We need three kinds of pitching: left-handed, right-handed and relief.

The only thing bad about winning the pennant is that you have to manage the All-Star Game the next year. I'd rather go fishing for three years.

We need just two players to be a contender. Babe Ruth and Sandy Koufax.

For being book smart, I thought he (A. Barlett Giamatti) had a lot of street smarts, which is tough to find sometimes.

A woman sees the strength and potentials in a man and pushes him through support to be the very best. A girl sees him as less than he is capable of achieving.

We and future generations should never forget them, Always remember them.

When Jackson used that particular tone of voice, men died, pure and simple.

Ski racers are built odd with overbuilt butts and legs.

As sure as God made black and white, what's done in the dark will be brought to the light.

Christ cared enough for sinners to die for them. Do we care enough for sinners to live to reach them?

I am not a princess, I don't want to be referred to as a princess - I find that super creepy.

Just definitions either prevent or put an end to disputes.

It is the greatest good for an individual to discuss virtue (aka areté) every day...for the unexamined life is not worth living.

How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when they're giving you an enema.