I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of.

War is not nice.

Consciousness precedes phenomenon, and therefore consciousness can alter phenomenon.

Too many people die in our world today because, they don’t eat well, rest well, play well and live well.

Despair is most often the offspring of ill-preparedness.

I have a cosmetics line in Walgreens. It's exclusively at Walgreens. It's called Circa and it's basically prestige cosmetics that are at drug-store prices.

How wondrously supernatural, And how miraculous this! I draw water, and I carry fuel.

The continued existence of society depends upon private property.

Information design addresses the organization and presentation of data: its transformation into valuable, meaningful information.

In your eyes of mourning the land of dreams begins.