I'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

Today's leading real-world retailer, Wal-Mart, uses software to power its logistics and distribution capabilities, which it has used to crush its competition.

The tongue of slander is too prompt with wanton malice to wound the stranger.

Belief sometimes precedes understanding; faith sometimes precedes scientific evidence.

The same things go on everywhere, whether you're from the city, the country or wherever.

It enhances our sense of the grand security and serenity of nature to observe the still undisturbed economy and content of the fishes of this century, their happiness a regular fruit of the summer.

When I was in the penitentiary after being accused of killing a policeman, I was more in the system in the penitentiary than ever.

Louisiana, the state road maintenance forgot.

You read about somebody, and doesn't really matter whether or not they really exist - the point is that you get into them like real characters.

I believe everyone should have the freedom to represent what they believe-in in their own way.

To be unafraid of the judgement of others is the greatest freedom you can have.