I'd rather live a hard life of fact than a sweet life of lies.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

Your children need to know they are loved and safe. Everything else is adult business.

Let us be the wind of love that touches every heart and blows away all of the misery and sadness.

Nothing is so hard that it can't be found by searching.

David Simon goes to the Jewish Weekly and said he's made all this money, but he can't enjoy it because of criticism by people like Ishmael Reed.

I'm looking forward to playing against all of them. I think all of them are great, they all have experience and they all are starters. It's going to be fun to go up against them.

hope your birthday is hot hot hot

I can't write. I would love to. I don't really have an interest in it, to be honest. I'll leave that to my fiance.

Even with our differences There is a place we're all connected Each of us can find each other's light, There's so much to be thankful for.

My belief is firm in a law of compensation. The true rewards are ever in proportion to the labour and sacrifices made.

Personally, I don't believe in anything more supernatural than what you read about in the Bible, and I only believe that one day out of seven.