I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor.I'd rather play Hurk than go to work.Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?I don't know, but it must be better than work.

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys will break.So none of the other kids can use 'em....Amen.

I've discovered a way to stay friends forever - There's really nothing to it. I simply tell you what to doAnd you do it!

We can't find the cat, We don't know where she's at, Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let's ask this walking hat.

The scientistic faith in a science that will one day not only fulfill, but eliminate, personal self-conception through objectifying self-description is not science, but bad philosophy.

Always remember, any book you haven’t read is still a new book.

Be sure your sin will find you out...Be sure.

There's a real wisdom to not saying a thing.

Something is happening because of silence, because of peace, because of silence; if your mind is silent, if your mind is quiet, there is God, there is silence, this is the silence that is contagious.

Let him who elevates himself above humanity . . . say, if he pleases, "I will never compromise"; but let no one who is not above the frailties of our common nature disdain compromise.

No, I don't have an agent. I'm hoping to get one soon.

I felt for a long time that this is what I want to do so I'm happy at this point to just take my time and work on projects that I feel strongly about, and the rest of the time just live my life

I'm not going to beat somebody up for talking smack to me, especially another skater.

The reason so many people fail to achieve success is because they fail to fail enough times.