I'd rather sink with my own vision than float with somebody else's.

I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison.

Christianity is just as threatening as radical Islam in a country like America...

I just want to say something. 655,000 Iraqi civilians are dead. Who are the terrorists?

The Second Amendment is not really a right.

I act irrationally, I defy the odds, I engage when others would run. I look for trouble, I seek chaos, it is a burden.

Don't fear the terrorists. They're mothers and fathers.

I think there should be a law - and I know this is extreme - that no one can have a gun in the U.S. If you have a gun, you go to jail. Only the police should have guns.

I'd love to be a dead body in the emergency room and have George Clooney go, 'This one's gone!' while he puts a sheet on me.

I've been on every diet in the world. I've been on Slim-Fast. For breakfast you have a shake. For lunch, you have a shake. For dinner, you kill anyone with food on their plate.

I'm not going to let my life revolve around losing weight. I have other things to do.

Freedom is not reserved for those unwilling to fight for it.

I marched to the head Elf. “Where’s the frog?

It's a great relationship when you can work with the person who you consider to be your soul mate.

We had already beaten them 4-0 and 7-0 earlier this season, so we knew we were in for a really tough game today.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

I had a massive amount of self-belief when I did stand-up.

The intricate engraving, fine lines, beading and milgrain accents echo an era defined by elaborate embellishments.

I just take it one day at a time. Austin Powers has given me a lot of opportunities as far as my career.

Look, what envious streaks do lace the severing clouds in yonder east! Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day stands tip-toe on the misty mountain-tops.

What Time hath scanted men in hair, he hath given them in wit.