I'd rather strive for the kind of interview where instead of me asking to introduce myself to society, society asks me to introduce myself to society.

The man who is most aggressive in teaching tolerance is the most intolerant of all: he wants a world full of people too timid and ashamed to really disagree with anything.

It is a noble responsibility to not back down when you know that you know that you know that you are right.

If you want to find the real competition, just look in the mirror. After awhile you'll see your rivals scrambling for second place.

The weather is nature's disruptor of human plans and busybodies. Of all the things on earth, nature's disruption is what we know we can depend on, as it is essentially uncontrolled by men.

There's no need to curse God if you're an ugly duckling. He chooses those strong enough to endure it so that they can guide others who've felt the same.

One who enjoys finding errors will then start creating errors to find.

God gives His deepest discernment and sharpest marksmanship to men who aim to expose His truth before an enemy's lies.

The best ideas will eat at you for days, maybe even weeks, until something, some incident, some impulse, triggers you to finally express them.

Your love is as stable as you are: It's not about how good a person makes you feel, but rather what good you can do for them.

I think a lot of psychopaths are just geniuses who drove so fast that they lost control.

Push to achieve your dreams. Don't let anyone push you out of dreamland.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

My mother always called me 'sturdy' and said I have big bones. A little fat is what I am.

Isolation in creative work is an onerous thing. Better to have negative criticism than nothing at all.

The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.'

I don't know how many [South Africans] with HIV would want to take anti-retrovirals.

This question is posed to mayself, am I a man who thinks he's an angel? Or an angel who thinks he's a man?

I love travel because you may be uncomfortable, hungry, hot and sweaty, cold and shivering…but damn it, you will never be bored.

If SANTA CLAUS came down the chimney in a f**king jogging suit, you wouldn't even know it was him.