I'd say I've gone to grad school for comedy being on "Community."

I've been getting into drinking smoothies in the morning - I like those a lot.

I am trying to break free from my stripes addiction, but the pull is strong! I need help buying non-stripes.

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.

I'm a very boring person in my real life so I got to act out misbehaving fantasies was really fun.

As opposed to trying to make a kiss look romantic or sweet or passionate, it's kind of fun to just have the freedom to make it look weird, goofy and awkward.

I am wrestling with the overalls trend. I wore so many pairs in junior high, and no one thought they were cute. Perhaps I'll try them cuffed with a tasteful crop top?

It feels kind of naughty when you're swearing on set and you know it's gonna make it in unbleeped on the show.

I like the Moth podcast a lot. I listen to that.

I'm not conservative, but I am kind of clean living in my own life.

I used to like to make myself sad, so I would listen to Bill Callahan as Smog.

I couldn't decide how to feel about what he was saying, whether it was all nonsense or just more evidence that I would never understand this world.

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.

I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There's no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.

In the final analysis, we count for something only because of the essential that we embody. If we do not embody that, life is wasted.

For me to write I have to be, a, alone, and b, know that nobody is going to question me. I write the way a thief steals; it's a little covert.

I take it that he is more than just a woodcutter. "No one is just a woodcutter, " replied Terence. "A person's always more than his present occupation.

Few ideas are in themselves practical. It is for want of imagination in applying them that they fail. The creative process does not end with an idea-it only starts with an idea.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

You know how to stop abortion? Require that each one occur with a gun.

That's what yoga teaches: how to be fully present now, no matter the circumstance.