I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

(on visiting the USSR after Stalin regime installed)All right, I can see the broken eggs. Now where's this omelette of yours?

Happiness is never a negative affair; it is to be won by men who are fully alive, full of the joy of living

It's the ordinary things that seem important to me.

Projective geometry is all geometry.

People love advertising in particular but they hate advertising in general.

I realised that God has placed Christians everywhere, to support each other, to support the needy in those areas, and that is the thing that I find is a great plus.

But a man needs company.

Most people like reading about what they already know - there is even a public for yesterday's weather.

Pick up my guitar and play, just like yesterday / And I get on my knees and pray.

My philosophy has always been simple: Believe in yourself.