I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.

I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.

Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be too miserable.'

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Nothing is really 'safe'.

I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.

I don't like Paris so much.

Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.

One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.

These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!

I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Maybe a person's world can grow bigger in all the right ways, not too wide that it becomes shallow, just large enough to preserve its depth.

Never pass on an opportunity to say thank you or give recognition for a job well done

Don't kiss me if you're afraid of thunder. My life is a storm.

Music is for people. The word 'pop' is simply short for popular. It means that people like it. I'm just a normal jerk who happens to make music. As long as my brain and fingers work, I'm cool.

Successful people are the one's that create their own path, not follow someone else's.

My parents don't care what Americans think of us; we just care what the other Indian people in our community think of us.

I've heard when girls meet 'N Sync and the Backstreet Boys, they throw up on them and faint. I wouldn't want to get thrown up on.

Laughter is taken as a sign of strength, freedom, health, beauty, youth, and happiness.

Some people have special resources inside, and when God blesses you to have more than others, you have a responsibility to use it right