I’d signed six things and my stack wasn’t getting any smaller. It was like the paperwork was breeding while I worked.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

That is the one unforgivable sin in any society. Be different and be damned!

You can win in business by playing checkers until someone sneaks in one night after you’ve closed for the day and flips the board.

At last God caught his eye.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

My biggest success is getting over the things that have tried to destroy and take me out of this life. Those are my biggest successes. It has nothing to do with work.

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls into line.

Ryan [Gosling] has a history with the Mickey Mouse Club. He was a child performer himself. And he took the time to get to know people.

It doesn't matter how many A-levels you have, what kind of a degree you have, if you have good manners people will like you.

The duty of helping one's self in the highest sense involves the helping of one's neighbors.

He who is created by television can be destroyed by television.