I'd sooner wear white shoes in February, drink unsweetened tea, and eat Miracle Whip instead of Duke's than utter the words 'you guys'.

I'm what is known as perimenopausal. "Peri", some of you may know, is a Latin prefix meaning 'SHUT YOUR FLIPPIN' PIE HOLE'.

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

And I reminded myself that it's easy to be grateful for the obvious blessings in life, much harder to be grateful for the tough moments and the lessons they teach.

Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming up.

She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.

If you plan on being anything less than you are capable of being, you will probably be unhappy all the days of your life.

Permaculture is an integrated, evolving system of perennial and self-perpetuating plants and animal species useful to man.

Satan always sends error into the world in pairs that are opposites. His great hope is that you will get so upset about one of his errors, that you'll react into the opposite one, and he's got you.

Celebrate those who have the courage to be second.

Crowdsourcing is a great way to approach creation because in any given point there's always somebody on the Internet who knows something better than you do.

When studio art started being seen as important, I joined Colab, and then I became very involved.

I'm always looking for the comfiest place to lie down, like a cat.

When we know what we want to prove, we go out and find our facts. They are always there.

It is sufficient for you that the one who envies you is distressed at the time of your joy.

It is salutary to train oneself to be no more affected by censure than by praise.