I'd swap everything I've done in my miserable little life to bat like Virender Sehwag

I kind of think we have too many guns in this country.

Don't chase women, they will chase you. They are like horses in a pasture: if you don't go drooling over her, she is going to want to know why.

I think that variety is the key to our success. It is what makes us [artists] different, and long may that continue.

I want to interview the most important people in the world and have everyone in America the next day going, 'Did you see that?'

There is a type of snobbish, pompous journalist who thinks that the only news that has any validity is war, famine, pestilence or politics. I don’t come from that school.

What is it about this ideological dream of the right to bear arms that overrides any other rights, I mean the rights to not have your children killed at school?

That amazing moment when your crush has a crush on you. It's a wonderful feeling knowing that the person who you want to be in a relationship with likes or loves you back.

Bill O'Reilly is like a comfortable pair of shimmeringly angry slippers, but you know every night what you're going to get.

Can we rename [Taylor Swift] Pinocchio Swift?

There is a certain advantage to the British accent. I do notice that Americans love it; they think the we Brits are smarter than perhaps we are.

Quality is all about taking care of the details.

Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true.

Having it all means having the same work and family choices that men do. It doesn't mean having everything that you want. No one has that.

Charm was the luxury of those who still believed in the essential rightness of things. In purity and picket fences.

Part 3 BACK TO SCHOOL (THE NORMAL KIND)

Can I find a poetic that can be subversive enough to grab people in some subliminal way, to where they feel that they are altered and have had an experience that belonged to them?

I didn't write a book. It wasn't for self-enrichment.

Betrayal, in one form or another, is at the very heart of the world of intelligence.