I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell.

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Pray always and seek guidance from the Creator.

Our relationship with the world can only be better when we know ourselves well!

What man ain't the honestest cove in his own eyes?" Grote's round face is a bronze moon in the dark. "'Tain't good intentions what paves the road to hell: it's self-justifyin's.

Victoria's Secret is like a big family.

I don't know if I've ever had a muse per se. I would say that the woman I'm inspired by exists more in my sketchbooks. She exists in my head.

It is never a mistake to say good-bye.

He was the kind of man everyone would fall in love with, even if they didn't want to.

We rejoice in all the Savior has done for us. He has made it possible for each of us to gain our salvation and exaltation.

Blind faith in bad leaders is not patriotism.

We will never know how great God's love is until we first see how great our sin is.