I'd turn and run but I'm anchored by two dudes that could hold the Titanic during a tsunami.

Valhalla on the right. Paradise regained on the left. Stuck between a Godiva truffle and a chocolate eclair. Between a rock and a very hard place. Two very hard places from the looks of it.

I'm sorry your pretty little world got all screwed up, but everybody's does, and you go on. It's how you go on that defines you.

Oh, drop the act, Tinkerbell, and get rid of my problem. Then we’ll talk.

That part of his body was simply uncontrollable, apparently functioning in accordance to a single law of nature: She existed--he got a hard-on.

There should be a vaccine against Adam Black. And all women should be given it at birth.

Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything.

Life's a choice: you can live in black and white, or you can live in colour. I'll take every shade of the rainbow and the gazillion in between!

It's often only in the lies we refuse to speak that any truth can be heard at all.

Nobody looks good in their darkest hours. But it's those hours that make us what we are.

The most confused we ever get is when we're trying to convince our heads of something our heart knows is a lie.

To wake up one day and be Steinway and Glen in One... Glen Steinway, Steinway Glen, all for Bach.

It takes compassion to truly understand another person.

Who. Hit. You?

You will never come up against a greater adversary than your own potential.

Outrageous generosity is a character quality of people who win with money.

Ill always be an amateur photographer.

If you feel blocked, do not turn to others, but look inside, in silence, for the enemy of your progress.

Of all the vices incident to man, lying is the most mean, most contemptible; it evinces a very weak, depraved heart, which shrinks at the exposure of motives and of actions.

each new poem is partly propelled by the formal energies of all the poems that have preceded it in the history of literature.

It is of eloquence as of a flame; it requires matter to feed it, and motion to excite it; and it brightens as it burns.