I'd work for John Waters again, because he's so off the wall.

People believe what they want to believe.

People place such importance on the external. It's disgusting.

I don't care whether people like me or dislike me. I'm not on earth to win a popularity contest. I'm here to be the best human being I possibly can be.

I did Polyester, and I dont regret one minute of it. It was wonderful.

John Wayne treated me fine, but that macho stuff turns me off. It's not real.

I learned denial from my mother. I just never confronted things and if anybody did, I just would go crazy.

I turned into a workaholic to the point of where my health was in jeopardy.

I said, God, the press and people, they just really hate me and I'm really trying. Geraldine Page said, Listen to this, Tab. If people don't like you, that's their bad taste.

Hollywood cools, and when it cools you have to go to where the work is. I ran off to Italy to do spaghetti westerns.

The people that really were important, that mattered, had a great foundation. I had no training. I had to learn while doing, and it was really difficult.

Teaching our children to live a quiet, sane, and balanced life is one of the most important parental tasks of our day.

You must create the right kind of dream, the sober, adult kind of magic: illusion born from disillusion.

To be in Jesus' easy yoke is an easy way of doing hard things." (p. 202)

I know the police cause you troubleThey cause trouble everywhereBut when you die and go to heavenYou find no policeman there

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.

I move my lips when I read -- I'm painfully slow -- so I like really good English.

I said nothing of the sort.

I like French fries; I like mashed. I love potatoes.

Live each day as your last, and tomorrow is forever

Grunt, foam at the mouth, and otherwise get psychic.