I'd worked with Marlon [Brando] a couple of times, and he was a practical joker. He was far more interested in getting jokes out than getting the words out. We laughed all the time.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

This is how you do it: you sit down at the keyboard and you put one word after another until its done. It's that easy, and that hard.

Make up your minds that happiness depends on being free, and freedom depends on being courageous.

If we rest, we shall renewal our strength

You don't learn about war by sitting in libraries. Though if people spent more time in libraries, maybe there would be fewer wars.

Even noteworthy performance attainments do not necessarily boost perceived self-efficacy

Money, or even power, can never yield happiness unless it be accompanied by the goodwill of others.

It took me three weeks to write the 'Rhapsody in Blue.' I had always wanted to write something blue and Paul Whiteman inspired.

It's my new single - please buy it so we can get Christmas gifts for the kids this year.

I'm happy to be where I am and how everything has turned out.

Every cook must learn to rule the State.