I dare anyone to debate me on things.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

At the end of every light, is a tunnel of darkness.

I can foreseen the fulfillment of my the visions.

Let us choose life and love, and happily use our selves up in loving service to one another.

I have a great deal of company in the house, especially in the morning when nobody calls.

I'm the New York Jew who actually grew up in Minnesota.

I have always been a reader; I have read at every stage of my life, and there has never been a time when reading was not my greatest joy

Dreams are there to be realized, not to be dreamed. To realize a dream, you have to stay steadfast in your strong will.

How short life is for fools.

If it ain't tubes, we don't do it.

There should not be any particular teaching. Teaching is in each moment.