I deal with temptation by yielding to it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

Innovation is a good thing. The human condition - put aside bioterrorism and a few footnotes - is improving because of innovation.

I don't think I'd ever write anything that I don't also direct just because it's so hard and painful to write as it is.

Real patriotism is realizing America sucks, but everywhere else is a thousand times worse.

You?' is all I can manage to choke out. 'Always me,' she replies softly, bashfully. 'Who else?

When you forgive, you love. And when you love, God’s light shines through you.

The painter of genius will not waste a moment upon those smaller objects which only serve to catch the sense, to divide the attention, and to counteract his great design of speaking to the heart.

Intelligence is that aspect of human cognition that we haven't managed to emulate yet.

I've always been into writing love songs.

I'm the type of person who likes to enjoy everything that I do, take advantage of every opportunity in life.