I decided that it might be interesting to have terrible things happen to orphans over and over again.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

The curves of your lips rewrite history.

WE MUST ENJOY THE PRESENT, EVERYDAY THERE IS SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING THAT WE CAN BE GRATEFUL FOR.

Some things are meant to live and die with an artist

The greatest story ever told is, in fact, the greatest story ever sold

And when a woman's will is as strong as the man's who wants to govern her, half her strength must be concealment.

I love listening to music on holiday, and back in the old days, I used to travel with cassette tapes and a boombox.

We are as gods and might as well get good at it.

When something goes into the world, you immediately begin to develop another perspective on yourself, another identity.

The creative man with an insight into human nature, with the artistry to touch and move people, will succeed. Without them he will fail.

A sad tale's best for winter. I have one of sprites and goblins.