I decided to stop drinking with creeps. I decided to drink only with friends. I've lost 30 pounds.

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

To live each day like it is your best, give your best, laugh your best, love your best and be the best you can be.

A poem isn't selfish. It speaks to people.

Telling the truth may cause a few seconds of pain, but there's no medicine that can manage the pain of keeping lies.

My first paying job might have been doing a play, actually. My mom paid me to dress up as a flounder at my sister's 'Little Mermaid' - themed birthday party when I was little.

The first thing I ever saw Bradley Cooper in was 'Wedding Crashers.'

One man, one horse, one holocaust on demand.

I am trying to find myself. Sometimes that's not easy.

A man is as big as the measure of his thinking.

The possession of unnecessary implements makes difficult the collection of taxes and dues and tends to foment uprisings.