I denounce the do-gooders, the feel-gooders, the “activist clubs, ” and anyone else who makes people feel like the problem is being taken care of. Trust me. The problem is not being taken care of.

This is the typical fallacy on which all of CONSUMER AMERICA is based. Some piece of useless crap will make people like you.

Is there any holy beings like human beings?

Perhaps she just needed to remind herself more often how that gold was still floating above her head, it's minuscule particles visible only when pierced by a certain light.

What a different result one gets by changing the metaphor!

Life is good, when you live in such a way to make it so

In the final analysis, change sticks when it becomes the way we do things around here.

I don't even get an allowance.

If you are going to do something, do it now. Tomorrow is too late.

I didn't plan on being a comedian. I didn't plan on getting married and I didn't plan on having kids, but I did all those things.

Simplicity is not the same as stupidity

If you are not generous when it's difficult, you will not be generous when it's easy. Generosity is a function of the heart, not the wallet.