I describe my look as a blend of mother goose, cinderella, and the local hooker!

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

It is a tremendous strength to be able to digest an insult.

The ribboned gallons that rule us like beliefs rooted in single experiences.

There's a confidence you find when you finally feel right in your body.

What good in a man's life if it's not lived free eh?

I just sit down and the page just comes out and I look at it and the elements that appear on that page have a lot to do with what's going on in my life.

American families only spend 17 minutes a day on average having time together.

An artist who theorizes about his work is no longer artist but critic.

You got to hidey-hide, you got to jump and run again. You got to hide-hidey-hide, the old man is down the road.

Learn to know every man under you, get under his skin, know his faults. Then cater to him - with kindness or roughness as his case may demand.

Youth is a time when we find the books we give up but do not get over.