I despaired at the thought that my life might slip by without seeing God show himself mightily on our behalf.

There are three impossibilities in life: God cannot lie, God cannot change and finally, I cannot be a poor man.

You hit the Lord of The Titans with a blue plastic hairbrush.

Love is blind but boundless in vision.

There is a difference between a psychopath and a neurotic. A psychopath thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows that two and two are four but he worries about it.

I think the most fun I ever had was playing King Arthur in Spamalot on the West End.

Just call me 'Shoppin Bag Drizzy'. And call me 'Mr Damn, He Aint Coppin That Is He?'

I like melancholy. I like to pretend that I'm alone in the world and I'm just sort of abandoned.

Mom could say that in hindsight, but it seemed to me that when you were in the middle of something, it was awful hard to figure out what part of it was God's will and what wasn't.

In these litigious times, if you're a beginner, it's becoming harder and harder to get your work to the people who might actually be able to hire you.

I - you know, I'm not an actor.